I hate snakes

I saw a snake the other night in the darkest dark, while walking from my bungalow through the grass to the road. i have been scared stiff ever since. especially since my dad sent me an e-mail about the jack daniels viper. If this snake doesn't kill you instantly, apparently it deteriorates some gland which makes you regress in age.....oh the jokes about my height and 12 yr old appearance are endless.